How irritating punjaabi songs can be.......

just a few days ago, on my way to shopping for my twins sibling's bday.......i turned on the FM radio station in my car.. (my own mobile is in its pathetic form)...aah..tat was a bit entertainment on the way besides our bihari driver's usual tales abt how things goes at his village..got bored...so wanted to supress his talks n hence went to increase the volume by bit....the song was "TU JAANE NAA......" from the movie ajab prem ki gazab kahani. its a beautiful,meaningful song.n i have been liking dis ever since my boyfriend sung for me. Melodious music............until i heard something explode........hang on .....tat not was not a explosion......it was the radio station playing the song....."TENU KAALA CHASMA JACHDA HAI GORE MUKHDE TE......"got distracted.but fine......heard the full song....i saw tat scorn on mum's face  n igronred it by smiling wapishly at her.....at the last  beats wen the song ended it was a relief to my mum.
another song......mitthi bol.from aisha.. i like tat song too..once again a scowling mom......

next radio station 98.7 fm.....2 songs back to back...both  punjabi songs........all oF bohemia 's album....1)saade warga 2)bhul jaa......
i have no prob of listening to those songs , my frnd RAMANPREET SAINI aka BLASTED THROAT.....lovingly asks me to hear dem.She is my best pal n i hear punjabi songs in her memory.......but it seems my mum is now suffering tremendously from BOHEMIANPHOBIA.......the bhajan of bohemia baba touching my mum's nerve.....



                                         Some more punjabi songs.........till evening my mum got sick.....i had to run to chemist to get headpain reliever pills.....tats not exageration....ask my mum n u will hear her swearing badly.
      From now i have carry CDs of good old songs....n i have to get my cell phone repaired so tat i can listen my kind of songs..m grateful to those radio station for not playing songs of MIKA, DALHER MEHNDI ,DR.ZEUS....so, the conclusion of my day was.......

                                     punjaabi songs = bimaar maa
  

    THANKING YOU.....SPOOKY GAL :-p

most beautiful women in ancient times

A beautiful woman should break her mirror early.-baltasar gracian

                     TODAY'S WOMEN PREFER TO BE AN ARTIFICIAL BEAUTY RATHER THAN REAL BEAUTY...SOME TRY TO BE BE A SEDUCTRESS BY UNDERGOING THROUGH KNIFE OR USING BOTOX. OFCOURSE, INNER BEAUTY MOST OF TIMES ACCOMPANIES NATURAL BEAUTY,WHICH IS RARE.OF ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN I HAVE SEEN , OR HEARD OF,FOR EXAMPLE- ANGELINA JOLIE,AISHWARYA RAI,CAMERON DIAZ,HEIDI KLUM OR BIPASHA BASU AND KAREENA KAPOOR......ALL HAVE UNGERGONE SOME COSMETIC SURGERIES OR OTHER. THUS I PREFER THEM AS "ARTIFICIAL BEAUTIES".SUCH SURGERIES CONVERT AN UGLY DUCKLING INTO A BEAUTIFUL DAMSEL..A GOOD TRICK TO FOOL MEN...ORIGINAL SHOULD BE KEPT ORIGINAL....RIGHT? HEHE..I ADORE WOMEN IN PAST....THEY WERE TRUE BEAUTIES.....I HAD PICKED SOME OF MY FAVOURITE ANCIENT GORGEOUS WOMEN N LISTED THEIR NAMES.....








NEFERTITI.

 Arguably, to those who are not very involved in the study of ancient Egypt, Queen Nefertiti is perhaps better known than her husband, the heretic king Amentoph.. .It is said that even in the ancient world, her beauty was famous.King Ay praises her for "joining with her beauty in propitiating the Aten with her sweet voice and her fair hands holding the sistrums".Nefertiti is perhaps best remembered for the painted limestone bust depicting her.

Sometimes known as the Berlin bust, it was found in the workshop of the famed sculptor Thutmose. This bust depicts her with full lips enhanced by a bold red. Although the crystal inlay is missing from her left eye, both eyelids and brows are outlined in black. Her graceful elongated neck balances the tall, flat-top crown which adorns her sleek head. The vibrant colors of the her necklace and crown contrast the yellow-brown of her smooth skin. While everything is sculpted to perfection, the one flaw of the piece is a broken left ear. Because this remarkable sculpture is still in existence, it is no wonder why Nefertiti remains 'The Most Beautiful Woman in the World.'
DRAUPADI

Draupadi's real name was Krishna, She was called Draupadi and Yajnaseni, from her father; Parshati, from her grandfather Prishata; Panchali, from her country; Sairindhri, `the maid-servant' of the queen of Sudhesna; Panchami, `having five husbands;' and Nitayauvani, `the ever-young.' Draupadi was a damsel of dark complexion but of great beauty, "as radiant and graceful as if she had descended from the city of the gods

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There are few women that compete with the beauty of Draupadi; all those that met her adored her. Her beauty was so great that she delighted all of the human senses. her beauty: “The very sight of her was magnetic due to her irresistible beauty and fragrance”it was not only her beauty that won her praise: “Yudhisthira said that she was such that any man would desire and that she never committed any sin."Draupadi was not a dumb follower of her husbands. She had her own individuality. Though soft speaking she used harsh words to her husbands and others when necessary”This boldness is what sets her apart from other women in the epics. The Pandavas are accepting of this treatment possibly because they feel guilt for their abandonment of Draupadi at the court, or possibly because they truly trust in her decisions. The Pandavas often looked to Draupadi for guidance and approval. Draupadi was in many ways equal to her husbands and they desired her respect. The beautiful Draupadi is possessed also of quick wit and a clever tongue. Her ability at debate is  demonstrated,her wit has saved her husbands from impending slavery

Draupadi’s fearlessness and uncompromising nature makes her of great importance in the history of mythological women and of women today.

NOOR JEHAN

Noor Jehan (1577-1645) was an empress who belonged to the great Mughal Dynasty. Nur Jahan was the favourite wife of the of the Mughal Emperor Jahangir. Her real name was Mehr-un-Nisaa.Jehangir first set eyes on MehrunNisaa at the palace meena bazaar, and was fixated by her stunning beauty, that he married her a few months later, in the same year. The couple's infatuation for each other was so immense that she became his favourite wife, and whom he affectionately named Nur Mahal ('Light of the Palace') after marriage, and then as Nur Jahan ('Light of the world') .

CLEOPATRA

For she was a woman of surpassing beauty, and at that time, when she was in the prime of her youth, she was most striking; she also possessed a most charming voice and a knowledge of how to make herself agreeable to every one. Being brilliant to look upon and to listen to, with the power to subjugate every one, even a love-sated man already past his prime, she thought that it would be in keeping with her rôle to meet Caesar, and she reposed in her beauty all her claims to the throne.Cleopatra was the last pharaoh of Egypt. She was 17 or 18 when she became the queen of Egypt. Cleopatra was far from beautiful, despite her glamorous image today. On ancient coins she is depicted with a long hooked nose and masculine features. But, she was clearly a very seductive woman, and was sure in her unbelievable beauty, which revealed by tempting musical voice and exuded charisma and also highly intelligent.  She struck all men by her amazing makeup and captivated the hearts of millions.

-thank you

--spookygal :-)

family.........

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, “Give me six double vodka.”
The barman says, “Wow! you must have had very bad day.”
“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, “I’ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!”
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said, “What the hell? Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”
“Yes, my wife…”

Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who recommended him to take history or logical thinking class.
“What’s logical thinking?” the first redneck asked.
The professor answered, “Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?”
“I sure do.”
“Then I can assume, using logical thinking, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.
“That’s real good!” said the redneck.
The professor continued, “Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house.”
Impressed, the redneck said, “Amazing!”
“And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.”
“That’s Betty Mae! This is incredible!”
The redneck was catching on.
“Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual,” said the professor.
“You’re absolutely right! Why that’s the most fascinating thing I ever heard! I can’t wait to take that logical thinking class!”
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.
“So what class are ya taking’?” asked the friend.
“logical thinking class!” replied the first redneck.
“What the hell is logical thinking?” asked his friend.
“Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?” asked the first redneck.
“No,” his friend replied.
“You’re gay, ain’t ya?”